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一個壞印象
有六個人搭乘火車旅行，坐在同一車箱內。其中五個很安靜，也很規矩。但第六個是個粗魯的年輕人，給其他乘客招惹了許多麻煩。
最后，這位年輕人在一個車站帶著兩個沉重的皮箱下了車。沒有一個旅客幫他的忙。有個人一直等到這位粗魯的年輕人走得很遠了，才打開窗戶，對著他大聲喊：“你把東西留在車廂里了！”然后，又把窗戶關了起來。
年輕人轉過身子，拎著兩個沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆趕了回來。他轉回來時，顯得非常疲倦，對著窗戶大聲喊：“我把什么東西留在車上了？”
當火車再次啟動時，叫他回來的旅客打開窗戶說：“一個極壞的印象！”
A Bad Impression
Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved， but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.
At last this young man got out at a station with his two heavy bags. None of the other passengers helped him， but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away and then opened the window and shouted to him， “You left something behind in the compartment！” Then he closed the window again.
The young man truned around and hurried back with his two bags. He was very tired when he arrived， but he shouted through the window， “What did I leave behind？”
As the train began to move again， the passenger who had called him back opened the window and said， “A very bad impression！”
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