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安眠藥
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強(qiáng)力安眠藥。
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達(dá)進(jìn)去，對老板說：“我今天早上起床一點(diǎn)麻煩都沒有。”
“好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了？”
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor， who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills， slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office， strolled in and said to his boss： “I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
“That's fine，” roared the boss， “but where were you Monday and Tuesday？”
創(chuàng)造性
第一次求職時(shí)，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數(shù)不多的條件時(shí)，得有點(diǎn)創(chuàng)造性。當(dāng)問及我是否受過其它的培訓(xùn)時(shí)，我老實(shí)地回答說我花了三年時(shí)間學(xué)計(jì)算機(jī)程序設(shè)計(jì)課。我得到了那份工作。
我沒有提到那門功課我重復(fù)學(xué)了三年才考及格。
Creative
Applying for my first job， I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training， I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.
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