這個男子一分鐘也不想相親了
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
和她呆了一晚上后，這個男子一分鐘也不想相親了。
早些時候，他悄悄安排好讓他的一個朋友打電話給他，于是他借故離開。
當他垂著眼簾回到桌前，帶著一種不愉快的表情說“我得到一個壞消息，我爺爺剛剛去世了。”
“謝天謝地，”他的約會對象回答說。“如果你的爺爺不死，我的爺爺就該死了！”
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