每日一笑(1.29)
It’s a Great Pity
Before singing, a famous actor was asking the audience in his hometown.
“Have you heard my singing before?”
When he received a mixture of responses, he remarked.
“It’s a great pity that you haven’t heard my singing,but it’s an even greater pity once you have heard my singing.
莫大的遺憾
一位著名的演員在唱歌前向家鄉(xiāng)的聽(tīng)眾：
“你們以前聽(tīng)過(guò)我唱歌嗎？”
他聽(tīng)不同的回答后接著說(shuō)：“你們沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)我唱歌，這是個(gè)莫大的遺憾；但是你們聽(tīng)我唱歌以后會(huì)更加遺憾的。”
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