英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.4.13

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            Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the resturant stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $500 in legal services.
   Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services."
   Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter."
   The $1.50 was returned without delay.    幾年前，我當律師的爸爸帶我去紐約的一家高檔餐館。帳單上來時，上面有1.5美元的面包和黃油費。爸爸付了帳，連同面包和黃油的收費一齊付了。但是第二天，他給餐館寄了一封信，說那項收費是沒有道理的，隨信還寄上了一張500美元的法律服務機構的收費單。
   餐館馬上打來電話，問道：“這500美元的收費單是怎么回事？我們從來沒有要什么法律機構的服務。”
   爸爸答道，“我也從來沒有要什么面包和黃油。”
   那1.5美元立即就寄了回來。練習:
現在你知道該怎么對不該付的賬單了吧?? 答案：
呵呵，寄賬單過去~

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