你在這等著我進去買
A policeman escorted a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist put forward to buy a of pack cigarette. The policeman ponderedover:You seized the chance to escape last time like so. Hum, Cut it out.Therefore he said to the prisoner:" You wait here, I go to buy." While neting back, he found the repeater missing still.
一個警察押著一個慣犯來到一個小山村。見村頭有家雜貨店，犯人提出要進去買包香煙。警察想：你上次就是這樣借機逃跑的，哼，少來這一套。于是，他對犯人說：“你在這等著，我進去買。”回來時，犯人還是不見了。
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