英語沙龍-開心樂園-15

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Where the Declaration of Independence was signed?Teacher：“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed？”Student：“I know，I know．At the bottom of the page．”《獨立宣言》是在哪兒簽字的？老師：“誰知道《獨立宣言》在哪兒簽字的？”學生：“我知道，我知道。是在那頁紙的底部。”本文無注釋

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