英語沙龍-開心樂園-14

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Who is DisgustingFirst：“My neighbor is very disgusting，who moved here recently，he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night．”Second：“It is disgusting in faith，do you call the police？”First：“No．I just take him as a madman，and continue to play my piano．”誰可惡甲：“我家新搬來的鄰居好可惡，竟然深更半夜跑來猛按我家的門鈴。”乙：“的確可惡。你有沒有報警？”甲：“沒有。我當他是瘋子，繼續彈我的琴。”本文無注釋

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