我正想告訴您它是刷鍋水
For showing the concern to soldiers’ life, General Barton made a casual check to the warrior dining room, he pointed at a cauldronsaying," let me taste the soup inside."" But, General...... " But me no buts!" Before the KPsaid over, he picked up the ladle and swilled," Too nonsensical! How can you let fighter drink this? It is simply pigwash water!"" I just tell you that it is pigwash water, "
為顯示對士兵生活的關心，巴頓將軍對戰士食堂搞了一次突擊檢查，他指著一個大鍋說，“我嘗嘗里面的湯。”“可是，將軍……” “沒什么‘可是’！” 沒等炊事值勤說完，他就拿起勺子喝了起來，“太不象話了，怎么能給戰士喝這個？它簡直就是刷鍋水！”“我正想告訴您它是刷鍋水。
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