每日一笑(4.17)
Bedtime Prayers
睡前禱告詞
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said, “Make
Naples the capital of Italy.”
Her mother interrupted and said. “Julie, why do you want God to make
Naples the capital of Italy?”
And Julie replied, “Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!”
朱莉葉在做睡前祈禱。“禱告上帝。”她說(shuō)，“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的
首都吧。讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”
媽媽打斷她說(shuō)：“朱莉葉，你為什么求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都
呢？”
朱莉葉回答說(shuō)：“因?yàn)槲业牡乩砜季砩鲜沁@么寫(xiě)的。”
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