外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹68：到底有多少大豆(中英)
While going through his wife's dresser drawers，a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife，and when asked about the curious items，she confessed: "Over the years，I haven’t been completely faithful to you.
一個農民在他妻子的化妝臺抽屜里發現三個大豆和一個裝有三十美元的信封。那個農民找到他的妻子問這件奇怪的事。她坦白道:“在過去幾年里，我沒有完全忠實于你。”
"When I did fool around, 1 put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion，”she explained.
她解釋道:“每當我做出對不起你的事時，我就會放一個大豆進去，以此來提醒自己對你的不忠。”
The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore，was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of weakness in his wife.
那個農民也承認他也曾有幾次做過同樣的事。因此，他愿意原諒她的妻子并忘記這一切。
"I'm curious though，”he said，"'here did the thirty dollars come, from?"
“但我還是奇怪，”他說，“那三十塊錢是怎么來的?”
"Oh that,” his wife replied，"Well，when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel，I sold out!”
“噢，那錢呀，”他的妻子回答，“你知道嗎?每八加侖大豆能賣十塊錢呢!那是我賣大豆的錢!”
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