對衣服樣式很挑剔的妻子--雙語幽默笑話
judge: i don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.
法官：我真不明白你為什么連續三天夜里闖入同一家商店呢？
prisoner: well, your honor, i picked out a dress for my wife, and i had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.
犯人：噢，閣下，我為我妻子挑選了一件衣服，因為她總是不喜歡衣服的樣式，所以,我才不得不去換了兩次。
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