未使用的政治家的大腦--雙語幽默笑話
the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
一個外科醫生正要作一個腦移植手術。
you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.
你可以從兩個腦子中選一個給你。醫生告訴病人，一個心理學家的大腦1000美元，一個政治家的大腦10000美元。
the patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.
病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，政治家的大腦好一些嗎？他問。
the brain surgeon replied, no, it’s not better, just unused.
醫生說：不是好一些，只是沒有用過。
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