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        Wit in Childhood 兒童的才智

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        An elderly gentleman being, one evening, in the company of some persons who were much amused at the witty sayings of a child , said to some one near him, that witty children usually made stupid men. The child heard him and said to him: "Sir, you were very witty, no doubt when you were young."

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