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          英語幽默笑話 媽媽不見了

          A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's she like?" The little girl replied,"Shopping and gossiping!”

          有一個小女孩走丟了,于是她走到一個警察跟前說:“我媽媽不見了!”這個警察說:“她什么樣子?”小女孩回答:“買東西和說閑話!”


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