50分錢的誘惑--雙語幽默笑話
jacky: i found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.
杰克：我在學校門前的人行道上揀了50分。
tommy: i think it's mine. i dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.
湯米：我想那是我的，今天我在那兒掉了50分，找不到了。
jacky: but what i found was two quarters.
杰克：但是我揀的是兩個兩毛五的呀。
tommy: then i'm sure it's mine. it probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.
湯米：那就更是我的了。因為錢在掉到地上的時候可能摔兩半了。
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