英漢幽默故事選讀【112】
Only One Eye to Settle On
The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?"
"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.
Notes:
（1） go-between n.媒人
（2） settle on選定；決定
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：
① The girl was angry with the go-between for having cheated her.
② The girl married the one-eyed man.
③ The go-between hadn't told the girl the fact.
④ The go-between thought that justice was on his side.
⑤ The girl hadn't fully understood the go-between's words.
一眼就看中
姑娘找到媒人，說(shuō)：“你欺騙了我。他的一只眼是假眼，你以前為什么不告訴我？”
“怎么沒(méi)告訴你？”媒人也不甘示弱，“你們第一回見(jiàn)面后，我就說(shuō)，他一眼就看中你了。”
練習(xí)參考答案：
①T②T③F④T⑤T
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