英語笑話：A Hot Potato
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. “That's impossible,” he said.
Then I asked him to give me brains. He said, “Let me try world peace.”
比世界和平更難的問題
有一次上帝來到我面前答應了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。 然后我請他讓我變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
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