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        英語笑話:"妙"齡證人

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          導語:笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣,也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話,老外也許還納悶中:“很好笑嗎?”老外笑的掉淚的笑話,我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……

          Twenty-one Forever

          In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath so tell the truth."

          The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."

          The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"

          So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."

          庭上的法官問證人:“多大了?我的意思是,真實年齡是多少?別忘了剛才已經宣誓過,所以請誠實作答”
          這位女士回答:“我二十一歲又幾個月。”
          法官說:“要講精確,到底是多少個月?”
          她回答:“一百一十八個月!”

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