知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇47：Pays every time！每一次都付了！（中英+）
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive,and as part of the prescreening process,an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.
一位朋友與她的丈夫在一輛獻(xiàn)血車上參加獻(xiàn)血活動，而作為預(yù)選過程的一部分，一位上了年紀(jì)的志愿者要問他們一些問題
"Have you ever paid for sex?"he woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
“你有沒有曾經(jīng)為性生活付過錢？（言下之意：有沒有在外沾花惹草的經(jīng)歷）”， 那位女志愿者用甜美的聲音問我朋友的丈夫。
Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new babyand tend to several other children milling around her,he sighed, "
朋友的丈夫疲倦地瞥了他妻子一眼， 同時盡力地哄著剛出生不久的寶寶， 眼睛還得盯著在妻子身邊亂轉(zhuǎn)的另外幾個孩子，嘆了口氣，說道，
Every time."
“每一次都付了。”
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