Kid Joke(28)

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　　A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.“Mommy，”she said，“can we leave now？”

　　“No，”her mother replied.“Well，I think I have to throw up！”

　　“Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush.”

　　After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.“Did you throw up？”Mom asked.“Yes.”

　　“How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly？”

　　“I didn‘t have to go out of the church，Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says，’For the Sick.‘

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