最后的坦誠
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
中文譯文：
一個男人在臨死之前向他的妻子傾訴說：“我死之前必須告訴你一些事情的真相。在我們的整個婚姻中，我一直都在欺騙你。在那些我告訴你我會工作到很晚的夜里，我是和其他女人在一起。而且還不止一個女人。我曾經和很多女人睡過覺。
他的妻子平靜地看著他，說道：“你為什么沒有想到是我給你下的毒藥呢？”
Note：
deathbed：臨死所臥之床
confide：傾訴
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