你的妻子掉出去了
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
Note
trooper：騎警，警察
pull over：靠邊停
中文翻譯：
在一個鄉村路上，一警察讓這個農民靠邊停車，說：“先生，你意識到你的妻子在幾公里前從車上掉下去了嗎？”農民回答說：“感謝上帝，我還以為我聾了呢！”
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