英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：An easy way 輕而易舉（中英雙語）
163.An easy way
163.輕而易舉
Stepping from my kitchen into the garage, I accidentally locked myself out of the house. When I tried to persuade my 18-month-old son，Taylor, to open the door, none of my tactics worked. Finally，I walked around the house to check for an open window. To my amazement，I found the front door open and Taylor standing there with a salesman.
出了廚房我便走進了車庫，不留神把門鎖給撞上了，把我自己鎖在了門外。我那18個月的兒子泰勒在屋里。于走，我在外邊千方百計地想讓他幫我開門，結果均告失敗。最后，我圍著房子想找個開著的窗子。令我吃驚的是，前門開著，我的兒子站在門口正與一個推銷員在談話。
"I've been locked out for 20 minutes,"I said. "How did you get him to open the door?"
我對那推銷員說:“我被鎖在了外邊20多分鐘，你是怎樣讓他給你開門的”。
Looking puzzled，the man replied，“I rang the doorbell."
面帶驚奇的推銷員答說:“我只按了一下門鈴。”
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