借公牛一用
To Borrow an Ox
借公牛一用
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.
從前，有個人很富有，但他不識字。
One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.
一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一頭公牛，便寫了個條，讓仆人送到富人那里。
After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, "OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.
仆人把條子給了富人。富人便假裝看了一會兒，然后說道：“好啦，我知道了?；厝ジ嬖V你的主人，我馬上自己過去?！?/p>
Notes:
（1） he pretended to be reading it他假裝讀著字條。
（2） pretend to do佯裝做
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