他舒舒服服地坐在那取暖了。
Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.
He called to the hostler（馬夫） to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse.
"Will your horse eat oysters?" said the hostler.
"Try him, " said Mr. Brown.
Immediately the people ran to see this wonder, and Mr. Brown who alone remained in the room, chose the best seat by the fire and made himself comfortable.
在一個寒冷的冬日，布朗先生來到一家小客棧，發現火爐旁邊已經沒有空位了。
于是，他讓旅店的馬夫去拿些牡蠣來喂他的馬。
“您的馬吃牡蠣嗎？”馬夫問道。
“你試著喂喂吧。”布朗先生回答。
頃刻間，人們都跑去看這一奇觀，而布朗先生卻獨自呆在屋里，他在火爐旁找了個最好的座位，他舒舒服服地坐在那取暖了。
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