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        趣味圖片英語笑話:Get with it 趕上時髦(雙語)

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        Why are you wearing sanitary pads?

        你為什么戴著衛(wèi)生巾?

        Extra wings! I‘m optimising!

        額外的翅膀!我優(yōu)化了!

        Get with it ,loser!

        趕上時髦, 失敗者

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