英漢雙語笑話42
What soldiers?
Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?
什么士兵？
妻子：親愛的！快看那些士兵，他們看經過的那位漂亮女郎都看得發呆了。
丈夫：士兵？什么士兵？
2.
Five Hundred Times
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
五百遍
在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎？女士，我馬上要實現今生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍。”
4.
Not too Bad
"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"
"No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one."
不算太壞
“你的畫在美術展上有賣出去嗎？”
“沒有，但我還是受到了鼓勵，”他回答說，“有人偷走了一幅。”
5.
When a Tiger comes
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
老虎來了
兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一只老虎出現在遠處，向他們沖來。
當中的一個人從包里拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他說，“你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎？”
他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
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