了解情況的最好方法--雙語幽默笑話
reggie: we have got a new dog. would you like to come around and play with him?
里基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你愿意過來和他玩一會嗎？
ron: well, i don't know---does he bite?
羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎？
reggie: that's what i want to find out.
里基：這正是我想要查明的。
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