完美的結(jié)局--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
one day after school the teacher said to his students, "tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, i will permit him or her to go home earlier."
一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對(duì)他的學(xué)生們說(shuō)：“明天上午，如果你們當(dāng)中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能首先回答我的問(wèn)題，我就準(zhǔn)許他或她最先回家。”
the next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed（涂抹） . he was very angry and asked, "who did it? please stand up!" "it's me," said bob, "now, i can go home. good-bye, sir."
第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)黑板被涂得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問(wèn)：“誰(shuí)涂的？請(qǐng)站起來(lái)！”鮑勃說(shuō)：“先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見(jiàn)！”
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