英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Being serous 分嚴肅!（中英雙語）
91.Being serous
91.十分嚴肅!
The day before my graduation from a high school in St.Louis，the principal called an assembly. He wanted to say farewell informally，he explained，as he reviewed our years together. There was hardly a dry eye among us as he concluded，"We will remember you，and hope you will remember us;more importantly，we want all of you to meet in this very auditorium 25 years from today.”
我從圣·路易斯畢業的前一天，校長召集我們開了個會。他想非正式地告別一下。當他回顧起這些年大家在一起所度過的時光時，我們每個人都很激動，眼睛都濕潤了。他又情
緒激昂地說:“我們是不會忘記你們的，希望你們也不要忘記我們。我們要你們25年后的今天再來這里相聚。”
There was a moment of silence，then a thin voice piped up，"What time?"
一片寂靜，接著就聽見有人小聲說:“什么時間?"
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