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        英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿11.4.17

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           Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"    我們的餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛戴,和藹而又快樂的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者,我應(yīng)該說,他是有點矮!一天,經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門而入,高聲說,
           “有人拿了我的錢包!”
           我和其她大部女招待都沒敢吱聲,但有人卻蹦出一句話:
           “哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”!

        問題:
        現(xiàn)在你知道身高矮有什么好處了吧?
        答案:
        錢包不會被偷,呵呵。

                                                            

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