英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.4.18

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　　The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."
　　The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.
　　The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it’s not better, just unused." 　　腦移植
　　一個外科醫生正要作一個腦移植手術。
　　“你可以從兩個腦子中選一個給你?！贬t生告訴病人，“一個心理學家的大腦1000美元，一個政治家的大腦10000美元。
　　病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，“政治家的大腦好一些嗎？”他問。
　　醫生說：“不是好一些，只是沒有用過。” 　　NOTE:
　　transplant v. 移植, 移種, 移民, 遷移 n. 移植, 被移植物, 移居者

問題:
你看懂了么?
答案：
諷刺政治家做事不用腦子，呵呵。

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