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          Fresh milkCustomer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.

          Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS

          新鮮牛奶

          客戶:我想知道這牛奶是否新鮮。

          侍者:新鮮的?在三個小時以前它是草

          A noteI wonder (對)……感到奇怪;想要知道

          I wonder at your patience.你的耐心使我驚異。

          I wonder who he is, where he came from and why he came.我很想知道他是誰,從哪里來,來干什么。

          It's a wonder難得;奇怪的是

          It's a wonder you recognized me.

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