中國(guó)美女如何婉拒老外
男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以為你買(mǎi)一杯飲料嗎？）女：ActuallyI＇dratherhavethemoney.（不必，我很有錢(qián)。）男：CanIhaveyourname?（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）女：Why?Don＇tyoualreadyhaveone?（為什么？你不是已經(jīng)有一個(gè)了嗎？）男：I＇maphotographer.I＇vebeenlookingforafacelike
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以為你買(mǎi)一杯飲料嗎？）
女：Actually I＇d rather have the money.（不必，我很有錢(qián)。）
男：Can I have your name?（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）
女：Why? Don＇t you already have one? （為什么？你不是已經(jīng)有一個(gè)了嗎？）
男：I＇m a photographer. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I＇m a plastic surgeon. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
男：Is this seat empty?（直譯：這個(gè)座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
男：Haven＇t I seen you some place before?（我好象以前在什么地方見(jiàn)過(guò)你？）
女：Yes. That＇s why I don＇t go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個(gè)地方的原因。）
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（這個(gè)星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）
女：Sorry. I＇m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。這個(gè)周末我頭疼。）
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂(lè)。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是嗎？你是說(shuō)你要離開(kāi)？）
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