這個(gè)龍蝦只有一只爪。
Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
服務(wù)員，這個(gè)龍蝦只有一只爪。
I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
對(duì)不起，先生，這只肯定打過(guò)架了。
Well, bring me the winner then.
哦， 那給我那個(gè)打贏的吧。
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