時間對豬的意義time to pig

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One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads， see how the farms looked， and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard， holding a pig up in his hands， and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer，" I see that your pig likes apples， but isn"t that quite a waste of time？" The farmer replied，" What"s time to a pig？"

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