異常昂貴的宿舍通行證
On the first day of college， the Dean addressed the students， pointing out some of the rules： "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students， and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued： "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions？"
At this point， a male student in the crowd inquired： "How much for a season pass？"
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