外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹97：我是她老爸(中英)
A staid-looking gentleman was upset at the dress of some young people on the street. "Just look at that,” he barked to a bystander. "Is it a boy or a girl?"
一位外表穩重的先生對街上年輕人的打扮頗為不滿。“你看看那一個，”他對旁邊的人大聲叫道:“那是個男孩還是女孩?”
"It's a girl. She is my daughter.”
“是女孩，那是我女兒。”
"Oh, forgive me，”apologized the man.
“噢，請原諒,”那位先生道歉說。
"I didn’t know you were her mother.”
“我不知道你是她母親。”
“I’m not，” snapped the bystander. "I’m her father.”
“我不是她母親，”那個人怒氣沖沖地說:“我是她老爸。”
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