英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Punishment 懲罰（中英雙語）
77.Punishment
77.懲罰
When my daughter had her first child，her husband,Chen Xi，was serving in the army in a remote mountain area. One day，Chen Xi's superior called him into his tent and ordered him to do 50 push-ups. After he completed，Chen Xi asked him what he had done wrong.“I don't have any cigarettes and sweets,"the officer said. "You just had a son!"
當我女兒生第一個小孩時，她丈夫陳希正在邊遠的山區服兵役。一天，陳希的隊長把他叫進了帳篷，并命令他做50個俯臥撐。陳希做完了之后，問隊長他做錯了什么事而受罰。隊長說:“你剛有了一個兒子，而我卻沒收到任何的煙和據。”
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