外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹96：他的第二個妻子(中英)
A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet. Neither of them was very young. They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets, and after half an hour there were two which they liked very much, but they had not yet been able to choose between them. One of them was very expensive, and the other was quite a lot cheaper.
一個富翁和他的妻子走進一家商店購買一個手鐲。他們倆人絕對都不年輕了。他們看了許多漂亮的手鐲。半個小時后他們終于挑選出兩個非常中意的手鐲，但是無法決定二者究竟應(yīng)選哪一個。其中一個非常昂貴，另一個要便宜很多。
Of course, the shopkeeper wanted to sell them the more expensive one, because then he would get more money from them, so he said to the lady, "Oh, go on. Spend his money. If you don't, he will only spend it on his second wife.”
毋庸諱言，店主當(dāng)然希望把那個貴的賣給他們，因為這樣就能從中賺更多的錢。“哦，快買吧，花他的錢。如果您不這樣，他只會把錢花在他的第二位妻子身上。”
For several seconds nobody said a word，and then the lady said angrily, "I' m his second wife!”
大家都默不作聲，幾秒鐘后，那位女士生氣地說道:“我就是他的第二個妻子!”
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