那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事110：現在幾點了？
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
What time is it now?
現在幾點了？
The two boys were camping in the backyard. when they couldn't figure out what time it was,the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud."
兩個男孩子在后院露營，他們不知道那會兒是晚上幾點鐘。于是，一個男孩對另外一個說：“我們大聲唱歌就行了。”
"How will that help?"said the second boy.
那樣就會知道是幾點嗎？“第二個男孩問。”
"Just do it,"insisted the first.
只管唱吧。啊第一個堅持道。
Both boys broke into song,singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later,a neighbor threw open her window and shouted ,"Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"
兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌，過了一會兒，一個鄰居打開窗戶喊道：“小聲點！你們不知道現在是凌晨蘭點嗎？”
單詞＆詞組
activate 激活，起動
squash 擠壓，壓扁
splash 濺潑，濺落
disturbed 擾亂的
stemly 嚴格地，堅決地
camp ．營地，露營
知道不知道
revenge和avenge有何區別
這兩個詞都表示”復仇“之意，但詞義和使用場合有所不同。revenge大都指為自己報仇，有時它還帶有報復的意味。Avenge大都指替別人復仇，復仇的動機并不是為了自己，而是
為了正義感。
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/8011.html
相關文章
-
趣味圖片英語笑話：Benjamin 本杰明（雙語）
benjamin's conversation with an extremely attractive ngo woman at a dinner party led to a 2-year-long contract as an unpaid charity worker in uganda在一個宴會上本杰明與一個非常吸引人的民間組...
2018-11-02 英語笑話 -
Hey kids, want to be a virgin goddess?
WANTED: Goddess deserving of fully furnished palace, round-the-clock servants, and public adoration. Applicants must be a virgin, 5 years old or younger, able to supply peace and prosperity, a...
2018-12-06 英語笑話 -
每日一笑：(9.18)
昨日鏈接 The Mistaken Father The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity...
2018-11-18 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：buffet 自助餐（雙語）
Honest all you can eat buffet 誠實的你可以吃自助餐DIARRHEA 腹瀉SPOTS IN FACE 臉上的斑點HEARTBURN 胃灼熱 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
本科生和研究生的區別--雙語幽默笑話
Difference區 別 "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Ange...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
英漢幽默故事選讀【131】
Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days,...
2019-01-06 英語笑話 -
他看到一個老太太追隨他。
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him."Pardon me," she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you h...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
搞笑美國人電話留言精選
中國家庭并不常用電話答錄機（Answering Machine),但在北美家庭，幾乎家家都用。外來電話撥入時，若該電話號碼的主人不在，就會讓撥入者聽到一段留言，這叫Answer。絕大多數的Answer都是千篇一律的...
2018-11-19 英語笑話
