英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.4.19

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There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie（神） in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,” I wish to be the only male bear in this forest." And he got his wish.     The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet.（摩托車安全帽）" And he got his wish.
   The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.
   The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet（頭盔;鋼盔;帽盔;安全帽）." And he got his wish.
   The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
   It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay（男同性戀）."    曾經有一只互相討厭的熊和兔子。一天，它們遇到了一個神燈里面的神，神說可以滿足它們沒人三個愿望。熊搶先說：“我希望我是這座森林里面唯一的公熊，把剩下的都是母熊！”神滿足了他。兔子說：“我想要一頂安全帽”，于是他得到了一頂安全帽。
   熊又說：“我希望我是美國唯一的公熊，把剩下的都變成母熊！”神滿足了他。兔子說：“我想要一輛摩托車”，于是他又得到了一輛摩托車。
   熊說第三個愿望：“我希望我是世界上唯一的公熊，把剩下的都變成母熊！”神滿足了他。
   輪到兔子了，兔子說：“我希望把這只熊變成同性戀”。問題:
你知道兔子為什么要安全帽和摩托車了么? 答案：
方便熊追他的時候逃跑，呵呵。

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