還剩多少

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Mother: I told you not to eat cake before supper.

Mary: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. "If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left".

媽媽：我跟你說(shuō)過(guò)晚飯前別吃糕的。
瑪莉：可是媽欸，這是我作業(yè)的一部分啊。“如果你從一整塊蛋糕中取食1/8，還剩多少？”

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