第二幕（笑話）
一個男人帶妻子去百老匯看戲，第一場幕間休息時，他非常想小便，于是趕緊去找洗手間。 他徒勞地到處尋找，終于發現一個有樹葉裝飾的噴泉，因為沒發現附近有人，于是他決定就在這里解決問題。 他回到觀眾席時，第二幕戲已經開始了。他在黑暗中找到妻子，問她:“第二幕戲我錯過得多嗎？” “錯過？你在戲里面！”
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