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          一天,兩個工程系的學生在校園里碰面了。一個大聲地招呼另一個:“嗨!這單車真棒!你在哪弄到的?” “哦”另一個回答,“有一天,我在去教室的路上遇到一個年輕漂亮的姑娘騎著這輛車,她跳下車,脫掉所有的衣服,說,'你要什么都可以拿去!'”。 “選得真不錯”,第一個說,“你穿她的衣服肯定不合身。”

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