爆笑英語幽默笑話精57:A Cerebra!Conversation理智的交談（英漢雙語笑話）
57.A Cerebra!Conversation
57.理智的交談
A Sri一Lankian professor went to London on his sabbatical. After three months he was tired of English food and went to a butcher shop to buy something to allay his homesickness.
一位斯里蘭卡教授到倫敦去修教學假。三個月以后他吃厭了英國的飯菜，就到肉鋪去買點東西來減輕他的思鄉之情。
“Have you brain?”he asked the butcher.
“你有腦子嗎?”他問賣肉的。
The butcher stared at him for a minute then said，“If I had any，do you think I'd be working here?”
賣肉的愣愣地看著他，半晌才說:“如果我有腦子，你想我還會在這兒干嗎?”
cerebral
adj.大腦的;理智的;有智力的
sabbatical
adj.休假的=sabbatical leave(美國某些大學給大學教師每七年一次的)公休假
butcher
n.[C]肉販，肉店老板;屠夫
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