服務員的應對措施--雙語幽默笑話
customer: waiter, i've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
顧客：服務員，我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉？
waiter:just a moment, sir and i'll cut it in two.
服務員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。
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