一個(gè)人穿過沙漠天沒吃過東西
A man was walking through the desert had not eaten for days. He came across a church, went in, knelt at the alter and prayed, "Good God give me some food!" As if by magic, a lump of meat dropped at his feet. Overjoyed he ate the food.
He came back every day with the same request, and everyday he was rewarded until one day a hand dropped at his feet. Puzzled he looked up...
There was a leper painting the ceiling.
一個(gè)人穿過沙漠天沒吃過東西。他走進(jìn)一間教堂，走進(jìn)去，跪下來祈禱，“好上帝給我一些食物！”就像被施了魔法，一塊肉掉到了他的腳下。喜出望外，他吃的食物。他每天都回到相同的要求，每天對他獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)，直到有一天，一只掉在他腳邊。困惑他抬頭看了看…有一個(gè)長大麻瘋的油漆天花板。
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