老師重申鯨魚不可能吞下一個人
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal,
its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask
Jonah."
The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
一個小女孩在和她的老師談論鯨魚。老師說，鯨魚不可能吞下一個人因為，
即使這是一個非常大的哺乳動物，它的喉嚨是非常小的。Jonah就是被鯨魚吞
下去了。激怒，老師重申鯨魚不可能吞下一個人，生理上是不可能的。小女
孩說，“嗯，當我到了天堂，我會問他。”老師問，諷刺地說，“要是Jonah
去了地獄呢？”小女孩回答說，“那你問他”。
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